Of course what is weird to me would not be weird if I called myself something else, but in theory I am a personal assistant. That is not a secretary in this case, because my boss is extremely rich and the people he deals with are often even richer than he is. So I might have to find the local escort services in places where you would think that this was a bigger problem than it turns out to be. After going through three divorces that have cost him tens of millions of dollars, the guy has concluded that it is cheaper for him to pay a beautiful young woman hundreds of dollars an hour than it is to get involved with a woman who might think about community property. Apparently he avoids any state where that is a thing. At any rate I have gotten to know him pretty well and he has developed an entire theory about this, or even a philosophy.
Obviously it costs a man to chase women. I think when I was a broke guy in high school and college, it seems like all my money went into either my most basic needs or in chasing girls who would barely give me the time of day. That is the first part of it, which involves the cost of chasing a swimsuit model he used to be familiar with. He would talk about her very expensive tastes and how she loved getting gifts, but rarely reciprocated in the way that he hoped that she would. Of course this girl had been chased by millionaires all her life and she expected them to give her stuff just so she would smile at them. At any rate he pays these girls and they do what he wants, then better yet they go away.